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Hey Ha Ooh
There was a man
A little ole man
Who lived in Montreal
With a wife and a kid
And a car and a house
And a teenage daughter
With a see thru blouse
Who loved to grunt and ball
And her name was Magdalena
Magdalena The little ole man
Came home one night
To his house in Montreal
He caught his daughter
In the blouse by the light
And he said to himself
She looks all right
And he reached for a tit
And grabbed it tight
And threw her up Against the wall
BLUE CROSS Magdalena
My daughter dear
Do not be concerned when your
Canadian daddy comes near
My daughter dear
Do not be concerned when your
Canadian daddy comes near
I work so hard Don't you understand
Making maple syrup
For the pancakes of our land
Do you have any idea
What that can do to a man
What that can do to a man
Do you have any idea
What that can do to a man
What that can do to a man
The little ole man
With the grubby little hand
Who lived in Montreal
Was drooling a bit
As he reached for her tit
And he said to himself
This is gonna be it
But the girl turned around
And said Go eat shit
And ran on down the hall
Right on Magdalena
My daughter dear
Do not be concerned when your
Canadian daddy comes near
My daughter dear
Do not be concerned when your
Canadian daddy comes near
I work so hard Don't you understand
Making maple syrup
For the pancakes of our land
Do you have any idea
What that can do to a man
What that can do to a man
Do you have any idea
What that can do to a man
What that can do to a man
Tell 'em
Magdalena don't you tease me like this
Right in the hallway with your blouse and your tits
If your mommy ever finds us like this
She'll call a lawyer oh how mom will be pissed
DOODLE DOODLE DOODLE DUH DUH DEE UH
DOODLE DOODLE DOODLE DUH DUH DEE UH
DOODLE DOODLE DOODLE DUH DUH DEE UH
DOODLE DOODLE DOODLE DUH DUH DEE UH WAH
Magdalena Magdalena Magdalena Magdalena
daughter of the smog filled winds of Los Angeles
I'd like to take you in the closet and take off your little clothes
until you are virtually stark raving nude
spread mayonaise and kaopectate all over your body
and take you down to Hollywood Boulevard and we can
we can walk down the streets
by the stars that say Jon Provost and Leo G
Carroll together baby
We can go dancing up at the Cinegrill
can't you see it Frank Pernell and us until dark
don't you understand my baby
I didn't mean I didn't need I mean
it was so hard for me I just
I saw you standing under the Shell pest strip late last night
in the light with your little nipples protruding through
your little see thru thingie and I just said
My god my god I gave my sperm to this thing
And now I just oh you got me so hard I just
I don't know what to do Magdalena don't you understand
So I grabbed you but
but don't hold it against me I mean
your mom will never know baby
and I wantcha to come back to me
I mean do you understand me I want you to
I'm down on my knees to ya Magdalena
I wantcha ta walk back to me baby
I wantcha to turn around by the Sparkletts machine
That's it That's it
In the little chartreuse hallway with the little neon
Jesus picture on the wall
and I want you to step baby
I want you to walk back in your five inch spike heels
that you got at Frederick's
same time you and your mommy got that crotchless
underwear last year for Christmas
and I want you to stroll back to me baby
Walk back baby don'tcha understand me baby
I want you to walk back
I'm down on bended knees baby
I'm gonna I'm gonna I wanna take off your little training bra
Don't you understand me
I'm gonna take off you little maroon hot pants
I'm gonna get down on my knees baby
dont'cha understand what I'm saying to you
Your mom will never know
she's playing bridge with the girls
and you and I you and I go sucking som'thing baby
it's just you and I don'tcha understand
We can make love all night long
nobody will ever know
come on Magdalena Please little girl
walk back to your daddy
what did I do that was so wrong
My God I was only following the sexual impulse like
I heard on the Johnny Carson Show
from a book or something I wrote
I didn't know what I was doing
I got carried away What can I say like like
walk back baby come on
oh please you gotta walk back baby walk back
walk back to your daddy
Come on Magdalena to your daddy baby
you gotta walk back baby walk back
walk back baby walk back
your mom will never know
your mom will never know
walk back baby walk back
walk back baby walk back
Magdalena come back
come back to you daddy
walk back baby walk back baby
walk walk walk walk WALK
Walk to your daddy
come on down stroll it around of me
I'm down on my knees don't you understand
Your mom will never know
I told you so I love you Magdalena
You know what I said