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There he is girls I found him There's Seymour

CRYSTAL and CHIFFON
Seymour, ooh, Seymour

CRYSTAL
Seymour, can we have your autograph

CHIFFON
We saw you on the Channel Five News

CRYSTAL
You looked so handsome

CHIFFON
And you gonna be soooo rich

SEYMOUR
Please girls, not now

CRYSTAL
Is it true Audrey Two is Grand Marshal for the Rose Bowl

CHIFFON
Is it true the shop is decorating the Senior Prom

SEYMOUR
Yes, it's all true. Now, please

RONETTE
There's another big hotshot lookin' for you, Seymour. From uptown. He's been askin' all over, where can he find you You're famous, Seymour

BERTSTEIN
Is this him

RONETTE
That's him, Mr. Bernstein

BERTSTEIN
Thank you, girls. Seymour Krelborn Sweetie, honey, baby, pussycats

SEYMOUR
Do I know you

BERTSTEIN
Of course not, but are you gonna be happy when you do
Seymour...
Sweetheart...
Dollface...
Bubbelah...
Hey, Seymour Krelborn, you prince you
My name is Bernstein
I'm with NBC
I came down here to convince you
To do a weekly T.V. show for me
Seymour Krelborn's gardening tips
For half an hour on Sundays, at four
T.V's first home gardening program
You'll make a mint and our ratings will soar

CRYSTAL, RONETTE AND CHIFFON
They say the meek shall inherit
You know the book doesn't lie
It's not a question of merit
It's not demand and supply
They say the meek gonna get it
And you're a meek little guy
You know the meek are gonna get
What's comin' to 'em
By and by

CHIFFON
Your own T.V. show

CRYSTAL
Coast to coast

CHIFFON
Your name in lights

CRYSTAL
Your face on screens

CHIFFON
Sign it

CRYSTAL
Sign it

ALL, besides SEYMOUR
Sign that contract

CHIFFON
Isn't it exciting

RONETTE
Here he is, Mrs. Luce We found him He's right here

SEYMOUR
Look, girls, I don't wanna see anybody else today

MRS LUCE
My darling, my precious, my sweet, sweet thing. So delighted to make your acquaintance
Cutie...
Sweetness...
Seymour...
Babydoll...
I'd like a word with you, lover
I'm sure you know me
The editor's wife
We want your face on the cover
Of the December third issue of life
Yes, the front of life magazine
Now that's an honor we so seldom grant
We'll send someone down, let's say Thursday
For shots of you and your beautiful plant

CRYSTAL, RONETTE AND CHIFFON
They say the meek shall inherit
You know the book doesn't lie
It's not a question of merit
It's not demand and supply
They say the meek gonna get it
And you're a meek little guy
You know the meek are gonna get
What's comin' to 'em
By and by

CRYSTAL
Life Magazine Oh my goodness, Seymour You're gonna make it straight to the top

CHIFFON
How did you do it

RONETTE
Here he is, sir The incredible Seymour Krelborn Owner of the fabulous Audrey Two. America's most amazing - and largest - unidentified plant

SNIP
Ooooh, so this is Seymour Kramhorn We've been trying to reach you, baby. Have your phones been busy Did you get our telegram

SEYMOUR
I don't think so

SNIP
Well, it's a good thing I came down in person then. Pleased to meet you, kid. Skip Snip. William Morris Agency
Forget the cable we sent you
It's nice to meet me, the pleasure is yours
Now let my firm represent you
We want to book you on lecturing tours
College campus, rotary clubs-
The kinda bookings my office can do-
Show the plant, then talk, answer questions
It's educational, lucrative too

SEYMOUR
My future's starting
I've got to let it
Stick with that plant and gee
My bank account will thrive
What am I saying
No way, forget it
It's much too dangerous to keep the plant alive
I take these offers
That means more killing
Who knew success would come with messy, nasty strings
I sign these contracts
That means I'm willing
To keep on doing bloody, awful, evil things
No No There's only so far you can bend
No No This nightmare must come to an end
No No
You've got no alternative
Seymour old boy
Though it means you'll be broke again
And unemployed
It's the only solution
It can't be avoided
The vegetable must be destroyed
But then...
There's Audrey
Lovely Audrey
If life were tawdry and impoverished as before
She might not like me
She might not want me
Without my plant, she might not love me any more

CRYSTAL, RONETTE AND CHIFFON
They say the meek shall inherit

SEYMOUR
Where do I sign

CRYSTAL, RONETTE AND CHIFFON
You know the book doesn't lie

SNIP
Right on the line

CRYSTAL, RONETTE AND CHIFFON
It's not a question of merit

SNIP
That'll do fine

CRYSTAL, RONETTE AND CHIFFON
It's not demand and supply

SNIP
This copy's mine

CRYSTAL, RONETTE AND CHIFFON
You'll make a fortune, we swear it

SNIP
Couldn't go wrong

CRYSTAL, RONETTE AND CHIFFON
If on this fact you rely-

SNIP
Bye-bye, so long

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON and SNIP
You know the meek are gonna get what's comin' to 'em
You know the meek are gonna get what's comin' to 'em

ALL
You know the meek are gonna get what's comin' to 'em
By and by